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    Mistaken Identity


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    Mistaken Identity

    Post  RAF209_Beer30 on Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:54 pm

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
    him... She says hello.
    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, 'Do you know me?'
    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
    his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made
    love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
    whipped my butt with wet celery?'
    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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