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    Post  RAF209_Beer30 on Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:16 pm

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

    I have two female parrots,

    But they only know to say one thing'

    'What do they say?' the priest asked.

    They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

    'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

    'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

    Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

    My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,

    And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'

    The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in,
    She saw that his two male parrots
    were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying..

    After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:

    Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

    There was stunned silence...

    One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

    'Put the beads away, Frank,
    Our prayers have been answered!

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    Re: Parrots!!!

    Post  Slick on Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:48 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy

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